THE FOLLOWING DAY McGURK, DRESSED AS THE "WICKED WEASEL," IS IN A WRESTLING RING, FACE TO FACE WITH THE FORMIDABLE "LA LANGOSTA"...

BERNADETTE: Welcome to the big match high above our lair, which is located oh-so helpfully beneath the Pyramid of the Sun where nobody — and I mean nobody — can find it. In this corner, the Wicked Weasel!

HUEVO: Yay!

STANLEY: Boo!

BERNADETTE: And in the other corner, our only hope for realizing CRUST's big plans, La Langosta!

HUEVO: Boo!

STANLEY: Yay!

BERNADETTE: One, two, three... wrestle!