FFFBI HEADQUARTERS, OFFICE OF THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR
AFTERNOON OF FRIDAY THE 13TH
THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR, A PENGUIN, IS HARD AT WORK. ACTUALLY, HE'S UNDER HIS DESK. SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO TELL WHEN HE'S WORKING AND WHEN HE'S NAPPING, BUT, IN THIS CASE, HE'S ON THE TELEPHONE.
NAPOLEON: Agent Solomon? I need you to send your best Agents up to my office. I'm having a terrible day. A black cat fell off a ladder that I was walking under and it made me step on a crack in the sidewalk. I'm hiding in an undisclosed location.
SOLOMON: Under your desk?
SOLOMON: And this is a priority assignment for the FFFBI's top agents because...?
NAPOLEON: Because I'm having a really unlucky day.