SOLOMON: Well, crazy as it sounds — and with the greatest respect, sir, you always sound a little crazy — I think there's a spate of misfortune right across the Bureau. One of the rabbits in Counter Espionage Tunneling injured his rabbit's foot. Thirteen of our agents called in sick with a strange stomach bug. And, talking of strange bugs, our insect agents, Glitch and Surge, report that the network infrastructure is nonfunctional.

NAPOLEON: The netwhat which is nonwho?

SOLOMON: Our computers aren't working. They're all displaying a message saying, "Have a Lucky Day." I'll get Agents Elbow and Wrist on this bad luck thing right away, sir.