FFFBI HEADQUARTERS, AGENT WRIST'S OFFICE
AGENT WRIST IS, AS ALWAYS, ON THE PHONE
WRIST: All I'm saying is, they should make toothbrushes with toothpaste already in them. THAT would save time. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah? Well, then YOU think of something better. Bye.
SOLOMON: We're here for our assignment, Wrist. We're off to Japan!
WRIST: Yes, I know: the Land of the Rising Nun.
MCGURK: That's "Bun."
SOLOMON: "Sun!"
MCGURK: Sorry. So what's going on?
WRIST: Sumo wrestlers are disappearing from all over Japan. We also hear that CRUST is plotting to send hundreds of its members to Mars. We feel the two things may be related, so time is of the essence. You need to fly to Narita airport, just north of Tokyo, the capital of Japan, to solve this mystery.
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