WRIST: But first, make sure you fly to the correct Japanese island. Tokyo's on one of the four main islands, but there are thousands of smaller ones, too. Use information in this Dossier to answer this and any other questions you may have along the way.

MCGURK: Can't you just tell us?

WRIST: Sorry. Bureau Regulation 342 clearly states "Agents must use the Dossier, then be debriefed by the Coffee Guy upon completion of the mission to ensure strict compliance with bureau standards of conduct and cultural awareness."