FFFBI HEADQUARTERS, BRIEFING ROOM
MONDAY MORNING
HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR DREW BARRYMORE STANDS AT THE PODIUM WHERE ONE WOULD NORMALLY EXPECT AGENT SOLOMON. AGENT SOLOMON AND MS. BARRYMORE ARE SIMILAR IN MANY WAYS, EXCEPT THAT ONE IS A HAMMERHEAD SHARK AND THE OTHER HAS BEEN A MOVIE STAR SINCE THE AGE OF SEVEN.

SOLOMON: ...and I pull off my mask to reveal that I am not, in fact, Hollywood superstar Drew Barrymore. I am in fact Agent Solomon, Duty Officer and Master of Dis... guys? Guys? Where is everyone? We've got a caseload as long as an orangutan's arm.

Hmm... Come to think of it, the only person I've seen today is Wrench, our ever-helpful grease monkey/stores-manager/transport chief. Wrench?