WRENCH: What's up, Mr. Solomon? This had better be good. The Bureau's external phone line has been ringing off the hook. That octopus they hired for the reception desk never showed up today, and I've got all eight phones to answer. I'm working my prehensile tail off, but even with that and my feet I can still only get five phones at once.

SOLOMON: Yes, Wrench, yes. But you must understand — and it pains me to say this — we have bigger fish to fry. We have to figure out what's going on! Can you track down Agents McGurk, Le Moo, Elbow, the Coffee Guy, and the Deputy Director? They should be here for the week's assignments. And since they're not, I'll ask you: do you like my electric wig? It's from the Pointy Icon e-catalog.