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Summer Homes

Hermit crabs! Bored with the same old shells? Looking for something more modern to move into? We have an extensive range of designer shoes, bottles, and original sculpted chambers. Crawl on in and kick back. From $50.

Swiss Army Pincers

Accessories for the home-building lobster. Claw -extensions now available with corskcrew, saw, tape measure and scissors. Sizes from S, M, L and XL. Prices from $20. No personal checks.

Potatoes Galore

Calling all potato bugs. New Idaho spuds just in. Delicious. $3 per 10 lb sack, plus shipping.

Purple Prawns

Prawn camouflage clothing. Avoid those pesky flamingos with a purple jumpsuit from Italian designer Shrimpolini. One size fits all. $60 each. Available in Prawnly Purple and Briny Brown.

Eye Ware: As seen on TV

New reading glasses for tired eye stems! End W.W.E.S.S. (Weary Wiggly Eye-Stalk Syndrome) with these new specs. $12 per pair.

Crab-Walker Machines

End walking-sideways misery. Using Space Age technology, crabs can now walk forwards and backwards with just the click of a button. Step in, switch on, forward march! Batteries not included.

     
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