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CRUST is the premier underworld organization of crustaceans. That's crabs, lobsters, prawns, and potato bugs. We're ready to take on all of your unspeakable needs! Here are just some of our reasonably-priced packages:

Send a Viking Hiking!

Need to take over a small Scandinavian country? Try our lo-lo priced Norse-Be-Gone package.

I Can't Believe It's Not Burglar!

Try our Deluxe Diamond Robbery package. Apply today to get your Five-Fingered Discount.

Operation GAS-Chicken!

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