NAPOLEON: Yes, Mother, it's good to see you, too. But let me ask you, why is the sun out at midnight?

MOTHER: Now, Nappy, if you visited more often, you'd remember that in the summer, the sun never sets here: we have six months of sunlight. And then, in the winter, we have six months of darkness.

NAPOLEON: Ah, yes. I'm beginning to remember why I left...