BACK IN HIS APARTMENT, NAPOLEON GRABS A DOUGHNUT AND COLLAPSES INTO HIS EASY CHAIR... RIGHT UP UNTIL THE PHONE RINGS

NAPOLEON: Aaahhh... It's good to GO home, but it's great to BE home. And look at this cool t-shirt Mother sold me at a 15% discount! She must really love me... Oh, who can be calling me at this hour?

SOLOMON: Hello, Deputy Director. It's Solomon. I hope you're done relaxing, because the Coffee Guy is waiting to test you on what you learned in Antarctica.

NAPOLEON: Do I have to? I'm AM the Deputy Director, after all! It says so on my office door.

SOLOMON: Actually, it currently says "eputy irector." Someone swiped your D's. Regardless, you must visit him.

NAPOLEON: Okay...