AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE SANDWICH-FACED DADDY'S BOYS' LAIR, NAPOLEON FINDS THE SECRET DOOR OPEN. HE BARGES INSIDE AND FINDS EARL, A LONE GNU, FIDDLING WITH AN IMPRESSIVE-LOOKING CONTROL PANEL.
NAPOLEON: A-ha! Unhand those controls, Earl! It's time for you to make like a drummer and beat it!
EARL: Curses! Power Penguin! Hey, wait a minute. Napoleon? Is that you?
NAPOLEON: That is of no consequence. Tell me, where are your cohorts, and where is the ray gun!
EARL: Ha! If you think I'm going to tell you that my 19 buddies carried the ray gun to the Dark Sector at the South Pole, set it up, and then hightailed it back to the Gnu Deli, you're sadly mistaken.
NAPOLEON: No, YOU'RE mistaken! I just tricked you into telling me everything!
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