AT THIS POINT, NAPOLEON SNAPS, AND BELIEVES HE IS POWER PENGUIN. HE STRIKES A VERY HEROIC POSE.

NAPOLEON: That's it! It all makes sense — the 20 Sandwich-Faced Daddy's Boys; the equipment being shipped into the Dark Sector while there's almost no one there; the selling of "Somewhat Inland Properties."

ROOSEVELT: So what is it? And why did your voice get lower all of a sudden?

NAPOLEON: They plan to use a giant ray gun to melt the Antarctic ice, raising the base sea level around 230 feet, causing worldwide flooding.

ROOSEVELT: And THAT'S why...

NAPOLEON: You will pardon me as I cut you off. And THAT'S why the SFDB is selling "Somewhat Inland Property" — after the flooding, it all will BE seaside property. They'll wreak havoc worldwide, and make a quick buck, too!

ROOSEVELT: Brilliant! And yet so evil! So what's next?

NAPOLEON: Come! To Mother's!