IT'S 9:00 AM OUTSIDE THE REAL ESTATE OFFICES OF ROOSEVELT, POWER SALESMAN. NAPOLEON STUMBLES OVER.

NAPOLEON: Oh... I didn't sleep again at all last night. I don't feel quite like myself...

ROOSEVELT: In your case, that could be a good thing. Hey, you know why I'm so successful?

NAPOLEON: Your winning personality?

ROOSEVELT: Funny! No, it's because all the traveling birds show up in the summer. And even though Antarctica is bigger than the United States, it's covered in 90% of the world's ice — freshwater ice at that.

NAPOLEON: So what's your point, Velty?

ROOSEVELT: My point? Everyone has to roost someplace, and they all come to... hey, what's with these witty comebacks, anyway? I've never seen this side of you before.