NAPOLEON: So we think it's Manhattan clam chowder, eh? You know, I... uh... dabble in food once in a while. Let me give it a taste.

MOTHER: Nappy! You have no idea where your sister's feet have been!

NAPOLEON: This is NOT clam chowder. Hmm... rich tomato flavor... just a HINT of bay leaf. I'd say this is tomato sauce containing a rare parmesan cheese found only in... hey, wait a minute!