HUEVO: But enough talk. Tengo mucha hambre — I'm really hungry! Look, I have to go get some pesos from the money machine. You order while I'm gone. Just get something you think has candy in it. Be right back.
MCGURK: But I... candy in it? You see, I can't really... speak Spanish. Dang! Man, if I don't order, she'll think I'm not capable. Hmm... only one thing to do: I'll crawl beneath that couple's table over there and use my super-secret listening device to see what I can learn. They're speaking English. It's the perfect plan. What could go wrong?
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