30 MINUTES AGO, McGURK AND HUEVO GOT OFF THEIR PLANE IN VILLAHERMOSA. THEY'RE NOW STANDING OUTSIDE A LOCKED OIL RIG.

HUEVO: ¡Ay caramba! A combination lock. How are your breaking-and-entering skills?

MCGURK: Not good. That's why I always carry this!

HUEVO: An autographed photo of this year's Miss Weasel USA?

MCGURK: Whoops! I pulled out the wrong thing. Now where is it? Oh, yeah. That's why I always carry this!

HUEVO: The phone number of Jimmy the Lox!