ULURU TRAILHEAD

WRIST: We made it! But we should have followed the compass 300 miles southwest. We just went 300 miles in the wrong direction. No wonder camels spit: mine was ready to spit me into the desert.

ELBOW: There's AC and DC.

AC: What kept you? Did you get directions from a Pom?

ELBOW: Don't ask. It's my partner's wonderful sense of direction.

AC: You should have been given guidance as to where your rocks should go. Is there something in your Dossier about Aboriginal beliefs? It's their rock, and I bet they'll want the stuff put back where it came from.

ELBOW: Let's look.