MCGURK: It IS a tiny rocket ship. Or WAS. I must have broken it when I sat on it.
SOLOMON: What does it say on the side there?
MCGURK: Let's see: Mars or Bust!*
SOLOMON: What's the asterisk for?
MCGURK: Hmm... the fine print says: *Please do not sit on, stand on, or otherwise render into many pieces. CRUST Enterprises.
SOLOMON: More like CRUSHED Enterprises, if you ask me. But why is it so small? Who were they sending to Mars?
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