ONE MINUTE LATER, SOLOMON RETURNS FROM SPEAKING TO THE CLERK

SOLOMON: The clerk says she has not sold any sand lately...

MCGURK: Aw...

SOLOMON: ...but she also said that they DID just deliver one ton of salt to the east side of the mountain. That must be what the sumo wrestlers sprinkled in the ring. And that must be where CRUST is holding the sumo basho.

MCGURK: Either that, or someone there just bought one of those REALLY big buckets of movie popcorn. Let's go!

SOLOMON: Right. But this time, I drive!