MCGURK: Okay. First, CRUST has apparently kidnapped all the sumo wrestlers in Japan and brought them to Fuji-san.

SOLOMON: We also know that CRUST is determined to colonize Mars, and is planning to send hundreds of their agents there.

MCGURK: But what could they do around here? There are too many tourists around to launch...

SOLOMON: Unless... unless CRUST held one giant sumo tournament — I think they call it a "basho" — with all of Japan's wrestlers, who would all stomp at one time, as they do before every match. The resultant ground-shaking would be tremendous...

MCGURK: ...making all the tourists think Fuji-san was about to erupt again, sending them fleeing...

SOLOMON: ...thus leaving the summit deserted, and CRUST free to launch a rocket to Mars!