MCGURK: Mmm... this is really good. But these chopsticks are not easy to use.
PINK: What a mess! You'll get used to them. Just hold the bottom one still, and move the top one.
SOLOMON: And this tuna is really tasty! Just the way I like it — fresh and uncooked! Oh, yeah!
MCGURK: No offense, Solomon, but remind me not to stand between you and a buffet.
PINK: Gentlemen, if you'll excuse me, I have a bit of a cold, and need to blow my nose. It's considered very impolite to do that at the table, so I'll be right back.
SOLOMON: Actually, I'll come with you. It never fails: I eat something, and it gets caught between two of my serrated teeth. I'll assume that picking one's teeth is also impolite.
MCGURK: But... but... don't leave me here. Come back. How do I wipe my face? There are no napkins.
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