FFFBI HEADQUARTERS, OFFICE OF THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR

NELSON: Sir, I'm back. And I got you a gift from India.

NAPOLEON: I love gifts. What is it? A cricket bat? A scale model of the Taj Mahal? Some fabulous tea?

NELSON: This!

NAPOLEON: Er... thank you. Well, I hope you got something better for the Coffee Guy. You're seeing him right now. Let's see how much information you retained from your trip to India.

NELSON: Uh-oh.