NELSON'S EARPIECE IS BUZZING. LEMOO IS CALLING IN FROM FFFBI HQ.

LEMOO: Nelson, what is going on? I thought you were undercover. But every time I check the international newspapers, your face is splashed all over the front pages with Gita Rai. Do you have a thing for her?

NELSON: Yes... I mean no... I mean every time I do something, her manager calls the press. It's very strange. But I seem to have thwarted several assassination attempts: poisoned food, a cricket ball and a deadly cobra. What do you have to say about that?

LEMOO: I know what I have to say. "Nelson and Gita sitting in a tree. K — I — S — S — I — N — G."

NELSON: That would never happen. I'm too big for sitting in trees. Er... I mean, I'm just here on assignment.