MOVIE SET LOCATION, DOWNTOWN MUMBAI

MUMBAI IS HOME TO BOLLYWOOD, INDIA'S THRIVING FILM INDUSTRY. GITA RAI, NELSON AND DILIP ROSHAN ARE SQUEEZED INTO HER TRAILER ON THE BACK LOT. THE SQUEEZING IS MOSTLY BECAUSE OF NELSON. WELL, HAVE YOU TRIED GETTING AN ELEPHANT INTO AN RV LATELY?

ROSHAN: We need to get you on set now, Gita my darling. Agent Nelson can scope out the other stars' trailers to see if anything looks unusual: we don't want anything else happening to you, do we? Here's a map of the back lot.

NELSON: What are all these squiggles?

ROSHAN: Those "squiggles" are our writing, thank you very much. Don't forget, we don't just speak English. The national language in India is Hindi. What you see here are the numbers from one to ten.

NELSON: I see. I'll go investigate.