FFFBI HEADQUARTERS, OFFICE OF THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR
FRIDAY AFTERNOON
AGENTS AT THE BUREAU END A BUSY WEEK THWARTING A RAGTAG GROUP OF STOATS, FERRETS, AND MINK — THE SO-CALLED "AXIS OF WEASELS." WE FIND THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR HARD AT WORK, WRITING HIS MEMOIRS.

NAPOLEON: "It has been another fine week for the brave agents of the Fin, Fur and Feather Bureau of Investigation. The underlit Forces of Naughtiness quiver in their cheese-smelling boots when they see Napoleon, the Mighty Penguin..."