NAPOLEON: I'm not that short. I'm just kind of squat, is all.

LE MOO: Were you looking for me?

NAPOLEON: Yes, I was. We have a new case I think you might be interested in. "Alphabet: Your Life" is an art exhibit of letter paintings by Antfield Parrish, and it's making its way across the country. Not on its own of course. Someone's driving it. It's not alive or anything. That would be odd. Although I DID once see a movie about a statue that came to life during a full...