MONDAY — 8:45 AM
SAN FRANCISCO MUSEUM OF BRIGHT PICTURES AND SHINY THINGS

LE MOO: Elbow, I'm here waiting for the museum doors to open. I studied all weekend, and I now know everything.

ELBOW: I hope so, because look behind you.

LE MOO: Coffee Guy? What's HE doing here?

ELBOW: He'll quiz you to make sure you really know your stuff.

LE MOO: Are you serious?

ELBOW: As serious as a cedar chip splinter.

LE MOO: Okay, let's do this so I can get going.