NEXT DAY
AGENT LE MOO IS IN SAN FRANCISCO. HER PARTNER FOR THIS CASE IS AGENT ELBOW, A HAMSTER. HE'S ONE OF THE BUREAU'S TOP AGENTS. SMALL, FURRY AND READY FOR ACTION, HE'S BACK IN WASHINGTON RUNNING COMMUNICATIONS FOR LE MOO. COW-CAMS, MICROPHONES, INTERNET RESEARCH.

LE MOO: Elbow, you there?

ELBOW: Le Moo! Great to hear from you. Where have you been?

LE MOO: Waiting for my milk to uncurdle from the bumpy motorcycle ride. Listen, the exhibit opens here on Monday, so I have two days to study up on art. What books do you recommend?