From the Desk of the Agent Le Moo:
If you received the following memo from Deputy Director Napoleon, please disregard it, and refer to my CORRECTED version below. I tell you, I'm out for one day — ONE DAY! — and look what happens.

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***Internal Memo***
From the Comfy Chair of Napoleon

Dear Agents,
As Le Moo is out today, I thought I'd try my flipper at creating this guide. Of course, I don't know any Japanese words, but I figure, how hard can it be? So here goes...

"Napoleon's Guide to Japanese Words"

Hibachi: a Japanese sneeze
Shogun: that over-full feeling you get after eating too much herring
Taiko: a handsome penguin in Japanese folklore, known for his braveness
Manga: that over-full feeling you get after eating too many doughnuts

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CORRECTED INTERNAL MEMO

Hibachi: a small Japanese grill
Shogun: an ancient ruler of Japan
Taiko: a large drum
Manga: a comic book, very popular in Japan