Aristocrat in Trouble Again
By Newt Sandwich
Amphibian Press Writer
December 30, 2024, 8:21 AM EST
RIVER THAMES, ENGLAND Toad of Toad Hall, Bucks County today pleaded guilty in traffic court to two counts of vehicle misdemeanor, one of which left several weasels in the local hospital. He was banned from driving for 3 months. # -- end story-id: 4kf89wh2.39 -- # Eye Solution Approved by FDA
By C. U. Later
Amphibian Press Writer
December 30, 2024, 8:59 AM EST
NILE DELTA, EGYPT Crocodile tears may be a thing of the past with a newly-approved gel patented by the Reptex Corporation. After simultaneous field-tests in both Nile waters and Florida Everglades proved 87% successful, Reptex boss Al E. Gator appeared to weep for joy. Reptex stocks closed up 127 points. # -- end story-id: fj484u.431 -- # Prince Names Heirs
By Sal Amander
Amphibian Press Writer
December 30, 2024, 9:17 AM EST
FRESH PONDS, LITHUANIA After a successful spawning last month, the Frog Prince today named the heirs to his Frog throne. They are Princes Aaron, Abel, Achilles, Adonis, Aeneas, Alan, Alex, Alexander, Alexis, Alonso, Aloysius, Alphonso, Alva, Andrew, Andy, Andy Junior, Angelo, Ansel, Anselm, Antoine, Apollo, Arnold, Arsenio, Art, Arthur, Asa, Asher, Austin, Axel, Baldwin, Barrett, Basil, Ben, Bertrand, Blaise, Blake, Boniface, Boris, Brady, Brandon, Brendan, Brent, Brent Junior, Brett, Brice, Bricker, Brody, Bruno, Bryce, Cadogan, Carl, Caspar, Cecil, Cedric, Chad, Claude, Cody, Colby, Cole, Colin, Colman, Colton, Conor, Cooper, Corin, Cosmo, Craig, Curt, Cyril, Dakota, Dalton, Damian, Dana, Darrell, Dax, Daz, Dean, Declan, Duane, Dylan, Eli, Elmer, Emanuel, Emil, Erin, Erwin, Esmond, Ethan, Ezra, Fabian, Felix, Fidel, Filbert, Florian, Floyd, Fritz, Garrett, Gaston, Gavin, Germain, Gervaise, Gideon, Giles, Glen, Glenn, Godfrey, Gomer, Grant, Greg, Guy, Haydn, Hector, Hendrick, Hercules, Hezekiah, Hilary, Holland, Horace, Horatio, Hosea, Humphrey, Ian, Ira, Irving, Ishmael, Ivor, Jamal, Jamie, Jared, Jasper, Jethro, Jethro Junior, Jett, Joachim, Job, Jon, Jonah, Judas, Justin, Karl, Keith, Kent, Kevin, Kurt, Kyle, Lance, Larry, Lazarus, Lee, Leif, Leo, Leon, Levi, Liam, Lindsey, Logan, Luke, Lutz, Marvin, Mason, Mordecai, Morgan, Myron, Neil, Nigel, Noel, Pascal, Paxton, Philbert, Quentin, Ralph, Randy, Raphael, Ray, Regis, Remus, Reynaldo, Rhys, Riley, Rolf, Romeo, Roy, Rufus, Rupert, Saul, Sean, Seth, Shane, Shaquille, Shawn, Shelby, Sigmund, Silas, Tanner, Taylor (after his uncle), Theo, Todd, Tom, Travis, Tudor, Ulysses, Vaughan, Vito, Waldo, Warren, Wayne, Wolfgang, Xander, Xavier, Xerxes, and little Zacharias. # -- end story-id: r329d94p.191 -- # |