Subject: FFFBI Agent Nelson

Dateline: May 22, 5:18 a.m.

And so it turns out that the circus was only a front. The stolen folder contained blueprints and floor plans of the International Summit conference rooms. A major plot by the Sandwich-Faced Daddy's Boys—to sneak into the Summit and expose the delegates to CRUST's high-frequency ear-hair-growth transmission device—was foiled by one humongous elephant.

Back at the Bureau, Nelson beams. He's the hero of the hour. "Why did you use your underwear?" other Agents ask.

"Well, strictly speaking, that wasn't my underwear. I was going to go swimming later, and you must have heard that we elephants are very good at catching things with our trunks."

He smiles.

And once again, Nelson is happy being big. Big is just who he is. And because he's an elephant, that's one thing he won't forget anytime soon.

{end of report}