BREAKING NEWS:
Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Operation GAS-Chicken is the latest CRUST attempt to colonize Mars.

CRUST is trying to genetically modify hen DNA, crossing chickens with other animal DNA from research labs across the US.

They're trying to make some ungodly space army of unstoppable interplanetary super-poultry.

We, Bunkum and Codswallop, plan to discover the secret of these Frankenchickens before it's too late.

These public Internet sites provide some interesting background to DNA and genetics. You should review them before hacking back into the FFFBI site, as we suspect you've been doing for some time.

National Human Genome Research Institute

Genetic Science Learning Center

Think Quest Gene School